Today we wrote about the Grossest Donut EVER! The tamariki either wrote instructions about how to make the Gross donut or a description about their Gross donut.
Jack DF: Grossest donut EVER…
Ingredients: a cat, mouldy cheese, sewer water, an oven and a microwave
Step one: get the cat, shape it into a circle and put it in the oven for one hour.
Step two: when it’s finished, get some mouldy cheese and melt it in the microwave for ten minutes.
Step three: put the cheese on the cat and poke a big hole in the cheese.
Step four: get some sewer water drops and sprinkle some of it over the cheese.
In conclusion: and that's how you make the world's grossest donut ever.
Anoushka: Grossest Donut ever!
Have you ever wondered the GROSSEST DONUT EVER would look like? Well I’m about to tell you!
Firstly, the dough for the donut would be made out of very old chunky bread, with a sprinkle of mould on it.Ew!
Secondly, instead of creamy delicious chocolate icing, you’ll have… wet pet food!!! Bleugh!
Lastly, replacing the hundreds and thousands of multi-coloured sprinkles, you’ll get mouldy cheese sprinkled on-top! Barf!
So that's what my Grossest donut ever looks like!
Ethan W: How to make the grossest Donut Ever
You will need: Donut mix, Bowl of vomit, Sprinkles.
Shape the Donut mix into donut shape.
Dip the donut into the Bowl of vomit. Then put it on a metal tray.
THOSE DONUTS ARE SOOOOOO GROSS!
jack D.f poor cat! and you should of seen my story,ewww